hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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