is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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