doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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