Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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