Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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