awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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