whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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