You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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