I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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