I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
