I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Randomize
