what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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