Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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