So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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