Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
