Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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