Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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