In the future we'll all be gay
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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