The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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