Plan B is the new Plan A
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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