I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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