can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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