Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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