we're chasing vodka with high fives
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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