It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am spending my child support on dildos
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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