He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
