try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
