I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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