that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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