if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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