Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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