Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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