People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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