there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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