I wish I could punch you in the face.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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