Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm too high and old for this...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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