just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this beer tastes like vomit already
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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