remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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