That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
