Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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