His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize