tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
