so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
