Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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