I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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