she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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