if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
