For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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