Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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