Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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