I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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