Fuck appropriateness.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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