i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
